Fan: “How many women do you (on average) sleep with per night?”
Alex: "When my girlfriend is on tour with me, I sleep with an average of about one girl per night. When she’s not, I masturbate furiously into a sock."
i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
(Source: glowwire, via imagine-my-dragons)
- Imagine Dragons - It’s Time
- American Authors - Best Day of My Life
- We the Kings - Check Yes Juliet
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It’s Time © 2012 Interscope Records, KIDinaKORNER; Best Day of My Life © 2013 Mercury Records, Island Records; Check Yes Juliet © 2008 S-Curve Records. My mash-ups are transformative works and are protected by the DMCA’s fair-use doctrine.